Ok, I was over at Penny Arcade and these caught my eye... they're wonderful... if you're dial-up you might want to steer clear though, they're all about 2 megabytes. Mario Tragedy: Part 1,Part 2, and Part 3

A conversation at lunch about creationism spawned this comment by Laura.
"Hi I'm Eve! Dip me in barbeque sauce!"

Well, finally finished fighting with my blog. This should work... if it doesn't... I'm gonna spread the suffering. Hope you all like the changes, it looks kinda communist...

Rare are the opportunities for me to scare an entire classroom. Too rare, perhaps.
In my defense, though, I didn't really want to, the prof made me do it.
Ok, so, we had to write these short stories that showed something about human nature. I decided to write mine about a man who kills his roomie his freshman year in college. (Interpret the fact that the roomie in the story was named "Stan" and shared a nickname with my roomie however you choose.) After killing his roomie he goes on to live a happy, productive life. He has two children, becomes a teacher. At the end he dies, loved and respected by those who knew him.
So, today in class we needed to have a rough draft to show. The prof started randomly picking people to read their stories in front of the class. You guessed it, I was called. He always calls on me, really. Probably because we don't agree half the time about how to interpret literature.
I finish, and I look up from the paper, and they're just.... staring.
It was kinda creepy, I'll admit.

Hey, linky-dinky-drinky to the right. Skeletor's Cave That's Jon and Lizzie's blog, so far.... There might be more of them. Beware.

Bill Gates is dead
Go here, look around, don't spend too much time here, though, or else the amusement it provides is bound to wear off.
I love joke sites like this. It's sorta clever, and it's put together well enough that it's possible to fool you for a couple of minutes if you aren't expecting it.
I remember scratching my heads for a moment or two before I figured it out. I think it's the same sort of advertisement stunt that Blair Witch pulled. Nothing So Strange is an independent film that was recently released. The Bill Gates site is just something to draw attention to it, or at least that's my guess.
But I mean, look here. Even though once you look at the url it's an obvious fake, work went into creating that.

Your wings are BROKEN and tattered. You are
an angelic spirit who has fallen from grace for
one reason or another - possibly, you made one
tragic mistake that cost you everything. Or
maybe you were blamed for a crime you didn't
commit. In any case, you are faithless and
joyless. You find no happiness, love, or
acceptance in your love or in yourself. Most
days are a burden and you wonder when the
hurting will end. Sweet, beautiful and
sorrowful, you paint a tragic and touching
picture. You are the one that few understand.
Those that do know you are likely to love you
deeply and wish that they could do something to
ease your pain. You are constantly living in
memories of better times and a better world.
You are hard on yourself and self-critical or
self-loathing. Feeling rejected and unloved,
you are sensitive, caring, deep, and despite
your tainted nature, your soul is
breathtakingly beautiful.


*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Boohoo! I'm tattered!

MSI killed one of my Postal Service songs.....

So I'm bored and, for lack of anything better to do I'm trying to get my music to fight by creating a play list that shouldn't exist. See, I'm kind of becoming bored with music in general with the exception of a few Eve 6 songs that will soom become over-played. So, I decided to combine all of the bands and artists I have on my computer in order to create one play-list that will confuse my intellect into enjoying it.

So far we have: Beatles, MSI, Coltrane, Benny Goodman, Seatbelts, Oakenfold, Postal Service, Eve 6, Cake, Simon and Garfunkel, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Ataris, Goldfinger, Butthole Surfers, Guster, DDR music, Less Than Jake, REM, They Might Be Giants, White Stripes, Seven Dust, Slipknot, Dashboard Confessionals, Rage Against the Machine, White Stripes and Strokes.

Any and all suggestions are welcome. I've given up on the straight and narrow and I've started downloading. *sob* I'm a bad, bad man.

So I spilled febreeze on my crotch, a lot of febreeze. So while it looks like I peed my pants in a big way, at least my privates smell fresh.

Sleeping through the evening singing dreams inside my head
I'm heading out I've got some ins who say they care and they just might
I run away with you if things don't go as planned
Planning big could be a gamble I've already rolled the dice
I spit and stutter stuff and clutter worries in my worried corner
Maladjusted just untrusted rusted sometimes brilliant busted thoughts
Think I'll stay for a while I'm intrigued and I'm red as a newborn white as a corpse

I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind
Promise not to mind if you go your way and I go mine
Promise not to lie if I'm looking you straight in the eye
Promise not to try not to let you down

I am elated I am all smiles and dated in my man bites dog town with a Spanish name
I am all bone I am two tone red as a newborn white as a corpse

I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind
Promise not to mind if you go your way and I go mine
Promise not to lie if I'm looking you straight in the eye
Promise not to try not to let you down

Why you gotta keep the fan on high when it's cold outside
Just want to let you know that I'm still a fan, get it?
Everybody wants charm and a smile and a promise
I promise not to try

I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind
Promise not to mind if you go your way and I go mine
Promise not to lie if I'm looking you straight in the eye
I promise not to try not to not to not to leave

Eve 6-Promise

Thank god for music. Things were going in a mixed fashion. And right before this came on "Think Twice" popped up. While I like that song, it was a bad song for my mood. I'd almost forgotten about this song though. It's good, I think you all should listen to it.

Trying to fix the links on my new template. Killing off Alan's link, if it comes back I'll put him back up... maybe.
mmMmmm.. Buffalo Kickers.
I run myself to the point where I want to throw up, and then I order pizza.
It only sorta makes sense, and it manages to sorta make sense because I missed dinner thanks to homework. I could've stopped, but I didn't really have a good stopping place, and once I lose my train of thought... it's pretty much gone forever.

This one was just a bit too good to pass up.

You are actually midnight sun. Many see you as
crazy, or plain creepy. You might enjoy scaring
them or not, but either way you do it
successfully. You're unique, there's not many
around like you.


What time of the day are you?
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Well, Blogout is officially dead, much like the Galant its death was quick and unexpected, though also like the Galant, I can't say I'm really surprised. They were both sort of struggling near the end there.
School is slowly resuming its old feel, though there are lots of things that put this semester apart from the last one.
1. I don't have classes on Tuesday and Thursday, this gives everything a different, feel.
2. I'm not working in the commons. I don't have a job elsewhere yet, the theatre thing fell through, but don't worry Brooke, I still work there on Wednesdays for credit.
3. Speaking of the theatre, I'm not spending nearly as much time down there as I was before. I have more free time as a result.
4. I'm taking it a little bit easier on the party scene than I did beginning of last semester even.
5. Due to my sudden surplus of time I'm actually spending time down at the gym, I'm not changing my eating habits or anything, but it will be interesting to see how this turns out.
6. For the first time in 5 years I'm not taking a foreign language... damn.

So yeah, that's about it, I have a new commenty thingy, Haloscan, much friendlier and more reliable than enetations by all accounts, though it doesn't have the amusing smilies. I refuse to return to enetations, however.

Oh yeah, another thing that's different about this semester as compared to last.

7. I want to gut my room-mate half of the time.

Yeah...